Tuesday, June 26, 2012

50 days..day 31

If you achieved world domination, what are three things you would ban instantly?

Apart from the obvious and serious things: abortion, slave-labor, and other ban-able evils, I’d happily and quickly get around to disallowing:

1. The Wearing of Pleated Khakis. I’m generous though, and if you really want to wear non-pleated khakis, you can present yourself & your khakis for approval at a special Khaki Judgment Center. I think that’s more than good of me.

2. Books about Vampires that sparkle. Actually, all books about vampires that aren’t really vampires, whether because they sparkle, or go to high-school, or wander around in daylight. (sorry Jenna, but this is what dictators do :)

3. Red Hawaiian punch. My brother drinks it by the gallon, and I loathe the stuff. It’s gone.


  1. Is this perhaps based on my Facebook post, or are you working off of a series of questions that just happened to pose the same query?

    By the way, you'll be pleased to hear that I don't drink that juice very much anymore: never specifically gave it up, I'm just trying to eat healthier and have largely switched to apple juice.

  2. This one was actually based on your facebook post!

    I'm so glad to hear that the juice is on the way out!